11 posts tagged “palin”

Hunkered down in the backwoods, tuning into Rush on short wave, the klukkers are full of "hey why don't we re-write the Constitution and ban liberals" or "hey why don't we make hate the national language"

They're still unable to believe they lost - because they quite literally think they've got a God given right to be in power. They're venting their frustrations. First it was Hannity, O'Reilly and those pansy-assed liberal at Fox. Then it was Steve Schmidt and those other commies running the campaign; who spread all those truths about St Sarah. Now it's the Republican Party itself.

The talk of the klukkersphere is "we're not right wing enough"..... If they don't get a firm guarantee for a Palin/Joe the Plumber ticket in 2012 they're gonna split. Form the Angry White Male Party - put down their six packs, squeeze out of their Barcaloungers and shout their battle cry "I'm a failure, who can I blame!!"

Where do I sign up for the 'Nominate Palin 2012' campaign?

Shock news from the North. It seems Alaska is closer to Russia than we thought. Fox News reports that the state's Commissar Red Sarah likes to "share the wealth" from Alaska's oil revenue. Instead of rightfully being exploited by a multibillion dollar corporation, Socialist Sarah describes Alaska's oil wealth as "commonly owned". The Marxist maven gave $3200 to every Alaskan, whether they worked for it our not!!!

Meth dealers, teenage moms, rapists - Alaskans from all walks of life, have received money which should have rightly gone to shareholders and offshore funds.

Is this the kind of Trotskyite we want in the White House!

Tell the internet!!!

Politico reports that Sarah Palin has spent $150k of the RNC's money on clothes and make-up since getting the VP nomination.

You know Sarah Palin - just a hockey mom, small town, real America........

What's the best excuse you've ever heard?

She'll energise the Rebublican base

Ah, the bloom is coming off the Alaskan rose. They more they see her, the more the American public seem to be coming to the view that Palin is quite unpleasant, and really rather stupid.

"It was an unfair attack on the verbiage that Senator McCain chose to use" - lovely

It feels like the US voters aren't that keen on putting another moron in the White House.

I've not stopped digging my new-clear shelter yet, but there are signs of hope.

A shocking plot has been uncovered!!!

John McCain will win the US Election in November. But will only serve for 8 months!!!!!

He'll be stuck down by a massive heart attack, brought on by eating a whale omelette (a traditional Alaskan delicacy)

Sarah Palin will be installed as Commander in Chief. Her first act as President will be to invite Georgia (that's a country, not the state) to join NATO, as a precursor to invading Russia!!!

The plot is backed by a shadowy cabal of neocon billionaires, headed by Cindy McCain!!

It's already happening! After the Convention, Palin was allegedly sequestered away with top Republican strategists to be briefed on policy. But her glassy-eyed, robotic performance with ABC's Charles Gibson is proof that the MK Ultra mind control process is already underway!!!!

Tell the internet!!!!!!

Jonathan Freedland has a profoundly depressing article in today's Guardian on the increasingly likely prospects of the Republicans winning in November.

If you are a Billionaire who wants to pay even less tax, vote Republican. If you are a Creationist who's into book burning, vote Republican. If you like war, vote Republican. But if you vote Republican because you think the VP is 'plain spoken'; then it's time to hand back your voter registration card you fucking moron.

Unfortunately what happens in America impacts on the rest of us. But, even though we can't vote, we can contribute; by challenging the lies and smears that infest the internet. Here on Vox, and other sites you'll find hundreds of budding swiftboaters smearing Obama.

McCain checking out Palin's ass during her speech

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