2 posts tagged “ken livingstone”

If you see me standing outside the tube station, do take a Vote Ken leaflet; and follow the instructions enclosed. The alternative is to have London buggered by that Bullingdon Club buffoon Johnson.

I understand that some of you may still be 'undecided'; weighing up the pros and cons of the two candidates; pouring over the manifestos. I'd like to simplify it for you: basically it's a choice between a man who's proven himself dedicated and competent in the task of running the world's foremost city; and a orang-utan in a tailcoat. If you can't make the distinction between the two, then you're obviously a fucking moron and don't deserve the right to vote.

Which may go some way to explain why I'm outside the tube station handing out leaflets, not on the phones doing telecavassing any more.....

Shamed by your manhood?

Feeling inadequate?

Try Porsche

Once the definitive statement in "screw you" self centeredness; Porsche has softened over the years, with the introduction of the hairdresser models, and the SUV. Now it seems Porsche GB wants to get back to the "I'm alright, stuff the rest of you" core brand values. They are attempting to mount a legal challenge to Ken Livingstone's congestion charge hike. Expect their next strapline to be:

'Buy a Porsche, Fuck the Planet'

If you want to let them know what you think of their stunt, they've kindly provided contact details:

judicial.review@porsche.co.uk or telephone: 08457 911 911