6 posts tagged “eurovision”

It's My Time?????

Kerrist!!!

Best singer of the 3 won the competition, but Webber should have spent less time whacking off over "the twins", and more time thinking about the song.

Pray tell, what manner of moron is a Boogaloo Stu????

Over what coke addled luncheon did the BBC producers think our enjoyment of Eurovision would be improved by the addition of this pantywaist poltroon?

I am also going to punch in the face the next person who tells me the voting is 'so political' - recycling someone else's hot air is really not the same thing as having an opinion. Particularly when that opinion is so demonstrably moronic.

It really is time for Wogan to retire; and leave Eurovision commentating to someone who knows what they're talking about.

No place in the final for

Malta

Switzerland

Czech Republic

Boo!

ah sweet, sweet music

Slovenia have done a Bucks Fizz skirt pull - good effort!

Ireland have jumped the shark!!

All in all, a fine Eurovision. Won, surprisingly enough, by a good song, well sung. Albeit by one of the most robustly butch performers to bestride the stage; and I suspect containing a hidden subtext about the annexation of Kosovo.

Serbia led a number of former eastern block states who delivered strong entries - FYR (FYI get over yourselves) Macedonia; and Georgia were very underrated. The endearingly barking Ukraine. Russia's 'St Trinians girls go emo'. Points deducted though, for Bulgaria shamelessly ripping off the bassline from What Time is Love.

And yet again we are a nation shamed; with the execrable Scooch. An act conceived by charlatans, and selected by morons. Achieving the seemingly unfeasible feat of beating Daz Sampson to the accolade of our worst Eurovision entry ever. And those carping about the partisan voting might want to reflect on the fact that the UK was only saved from a richly deserved nul points by Ireland and Malta.

The "everyone hates us we don't care" line is wearing a bit thin these days. We'll never find favour if we continue to besmirch the dignity of the competition by serving up irredeemable crap. Although I can't see the UK breaking in to the top 10 with anything less than Mr Bean singing War What is it Good For.

Is Terry's ego really so fragile that the only person he's prepared to co-host with is a twittering imbecile like Fearne Cotton. Fearne makes Kelly Brook look like a mensa candidate. I don't think she's just playing dumb so boys will like her, I really think she is that stupid. It's just so "amazing" she can remember to breathe.

As to the contenders themselves: Justin Hawkins playing spare prick to an otherwise promising Beverlei Brown. Brian Harvey failing to reanimate himself, or his career. The tragic Big Brovaz. Liz McClarnon - right performer, wrong song. Cyndi - right song, wrong performer: the French simply cannot sing, and the absence of a bagpipe finale was a schoolboy error. And Scooch, with no entendre left undoubled, camper than a Scout jamboree.