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Spare the change guv

Apr 27, 2008
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If you see me standing outside the tube station, do take a Vote Ken leaflet; and follow the instructions enclosed. The alternative is to have London buggered by that Bullingdon Club buffoon Johnson.

I understand that some of you may still be 'undecided'; weighing up the pros and cons of the two candidates; pouring over the manifestos. I'd like to simplify it for you: basically it's a choice between a man who's proven himself dedicated and competent in the task of running the world's foremost city; and a orang-utan in a tailcoat. If you can't make the distinction between the two, then you're obviously a fucking moron and don't deserve the right to vote.

Which may go some way to explain why I'm outside the tube station handing out leaflets, not on the phones doing telecavassing any more.....