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After The Girls of Ryanair, Virgin have launched an equally classy bit of promotion. Offering some 'TWA tea' fantasies to all those Disney bound dads in coach. But hey, it's just ironic.

Top work from the ad agency - renting the Catch Me If You Can DVD....

Surely the Democrats aren’t that desperate for support that they need to let a maggot like Kiefer Sutherland stay in the party.

24

As Jack Bauer, Sutherland earns million making torture look sexy. The pernicious and fatuous message of 24 is – if we just rip out the fingernails of this one bad guy we can defuse the bomb/save the school bus/rescue the puppy. Created by self proclaimed “right wing nut job” Joel Surnow and aired on Fox, 24 groomed the public to accept torture as legitimate.

24 is the DVD of choice for troops at Guantanamo Bay. Unlike Child’s Play or I Spit on Your Grave, 24 is a real video nasty, real torture porn. People watch it, then go out and hurt people.

Kiefer (liberal) Sutherland’s excuse – I was only obeying direction

It's My Time?????

Kerrist!!!

Best singer of the 3 won the competition, but Webber should have spent less time whacking off over "the twins", and more time thinking about the song.

The remit for ASBOs is “Act in a manner that causes or is likely to cause alarm or distress; or pursue a course of conduct that causes or is likely to cause alarm or distress.”

The traditional ASBO recipients are children accused of minor public order offences. A bit of graffiti or vandalism. Surely there's more deserving cases out there. People who make our lives a misery. People who think the authorities can’t touch them.

I'm pretty alarmed about the billions of our money we're risking to shore up RBS. In fact I'm getting a bit distressed about it.

Fred Goodwin ex CEO of RBS lives in Edinburgh

Edinburgh Council have an ASBO unit antisocialbehaviour@edinburgh.gov.uk

From those fine people at Urban Dictionary - I feel so proud......

I have just ordered a proof copy of my book from lulu.

Hunkered down in the backwoods, tuning into Rush on short wave, the klukkers are full of "hey why don't we re-write the Constitution and ban liberals" or "hey why don't we make hate the national language"

They're still unable to believe they lost - because they quite literally think they've got a God given right to be in power. They're venting their frustrations. First it was Hannity, O'Reilly and those pansy-assed liberal at Fox. Then it was Steve Schmidt and those other commies running the campaign; who spread all those truths about St Sarah. Now it's the Republican Party itself.

The talk of the klukkersphere is "we're not right wing enough"..... If they don't get a firm guarantee for a Palin/Joe the Plumber ticket in 2012 they're gonna split. Form the Angry White Male Party - put down their six packs, squeeze out of their Barcaloungers and shout their battle cry "I'm a failure, who can I blame!!"

Where do I sign up for the 'Nominate Palin 2012' campaign?

America rebooted itself last night. The USA is now post-Vietnam, and has taken a great step towards being post-slavery.

All those disciples of Atwater; those peddlers of fear and division, found that American voters were shopping for hope, not hate this year.

My image of the night was John Bolton on the BBC. That old neocon dinosaur trying and change the inevitable by shouting at reporters - those days are over John.