salaryman’s blog

Bush let bin Laden escape – twice!

2009-11-29T12:34:46Z

Senate Foreign Relations Committee has reported on Bush’s failure to get bin Laden. In 2001, US forces had bin Laden cornered in the Tora Bora mountains of Afghanistan. They could have captured or killed him there. Instead, Bush rejected requests...

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The new face of hate

2009-10-18T08:44:55Z

The Daily Mail is Brigadoon for crypto-fascists, a place where the local time is always 1950. But there must be anxious scenes in the bunker this weekend as it dawns on them that the UK is no longer populated by racist homophobic bigot like t...

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Hirst's worst

2009-10-18T08:20:44Z

Damian Hirst’s paintings are not just bad, they are deliciously bad. These hesitant little daubs are a towering edifice of talentless tat. They’re canvasses only a mother could love. This is the Emperor shouting his nakedness to any who would lis...

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Swift birthers

2009-08-08T11:42:28Z

If you’re peddling the ‘Obama was born in Kenya’ line for political gain; what the hell, it’s a dirty play, but politics is a dirty business. Personally I do feel embarrassed for you though. Seriously is that all you’ve got? Is that your 2012 str...

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"What did you do in the great culture war Daddy?"

2009-07-27T22:19:23Z

"I made up insults son" Currently putting the moron in oxymoron is the phrase ‘Liberal Fascist’ . I know it’s the anniversary of 1984 but this doublespeak/foxspeak is just embarrassing. While the Left is calling the plays, the Right is just ca...

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Welcome to Foxlandia

2009-07-19T12:21:31Z

The local time is 1950. For those of you who have not visited us before, here’s some pointers to get you started: A pro gun, pro death penalty AND pro life philosophy is not at all inconsistent We hate Saddam, always have done We hate the Tal...

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Obama: the assy moll conspiracy

2009-07-12T11:10:09Z

Frame by frame analysis of the L'Aquila film clearly shows that Obama did not act alone. CalTech scientist have used NASA technology to map the precise trajectory of President Obama’s eyeballs, and identify the smoking ass. He truly is our Ken...

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Kill me, kill me now

2009-03-08T21:02:58Z

So I’m going to a writers’ group. I turn up early ‘cause I’m Billy; I go to the room and there’s this guy there, looking like an escaped mental patient with a ½ scale replica of the cross lashed round his neck. And I know I should have said “is t...

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Stasi Party vs Nasty Party

2009-03-08T17:28:42Z

Polly Toynbee continues her tireless shilling for New Labour – surely that Damehood can’t be far off now. Even complicity in torture is not enough end her infatuation. 12-18 months from now UK voters are going to have a depressing choice betwee...

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Top tip

2009-02-24T20:55:33Z

When the call centre asks you to take some phone monkeys out on the town, ‘cause they’ve won a prize for selling the most this month – do take a look at the phone monkeys in question first, before you email to say you couldn’t possibly spare the ...

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