Top tip
When the call centre asks you to take some phone monkeys out on the town, ‘cause they’ve won a prize for selling the most this month – do take a look at the phone monkeys in question first, before you email to say you couldn’t possibly spare the time.
That way, you might find yourself enjoying an evening in the company of the scrumptious (and just a little slutty) Miss Chevious, Miss Behavin and Miss Guided.
Rather than sitting at home blogging……..