Spare the change guv

Apr 27, 2008 at 8:07 PM
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If you see me standing outside the tube station, do take a Vote Ken leaflet; and follow the instructions enclosed. The alternative is to have London buggered by that Bullingdon Club buffoon Johnson.

I understand that some of you may still be 'undecided'; weighing up the pros and cons of the two candidates; pouring over the manifestos. I'd like to simplify it for you: basically it's a choice between a man who's proven himself dedicated and competent in the task of running the world's foremost city; and a orang-utan in a tailcoat. If you can't make the distinction between the two, then you're obviously a fucking moron and don't deserve the right to vote.

Which may go some way to explain why I'm outside the tube station handing out leaflets, not on the phones doing telecavassing any more.....

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It's frighteningly clear that if you don't vote Ken then you'll be getting Boris. Was talking to someone in the know on Friday last week, and apparently the main demographic change this time around seems to be people who are traditionally Lib Dem voting for the Tory candidate. Seems a bit strange, but there you go.

Surely people aren't really going to vote for the buffoon? I despair.

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Even more worryingly, if you read the BBC website it looks as though quite a few people are voting for the BNP.

I shall be voting for Ken. He’s not perfect, but it’s a case of better the devil you know. Plus I don’t want some moron with stupid hair running the city.

And I had a lovely leaflet from the LibDems over the weekend saying they want all students to have free transport. I stopped reading after that. I'm not bankrolling students. They can pay for their own travel!